Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Don't eat the blue ones!

--cue needle scratching across record--

I have lots of news, but little I can write. I went to a nice Easter dinner celebration where the vegetarian carved the turkey, and I paid a Watermelon about $400 for the privilege of walking down the street with a pretty pink bag swinging incriminatingly under my arm. I also came under suspicion of unethical activity with a pizza order, which I plead complete innocence over. Yes it is possible that I can't remember 4 toppings for 3 seconds.

Anyway. More incriminating times with M & J and more bizarre stories to look back and raise our eyebrows at. Well... it is what we do best. What I'm really interested in is how and where MJ looked unusually impressive getting on the plane, and whether he errr... remained intact.

I hear Ontario weather's been great, but it's been all cold and grey here. It's pathetic fallacy really. I am counting down the days 'til my love arrives here. My bike is absolutely slathered in mud. I don't think I can actually hire anyone to bathe it, so that is tonight's project. I went on a hilarious full-throttle bike ride on Sunday, and have rarely been so completely bathed in mud. Dallas looks great.


yes,
it's a mess,
but I promise we'll clean up.